Tips for the Belligerent

This one goes out to all of you aspiring Belligerentsout there.

Here's a tip:

The next time you want to try to get away with an entire semester of IMing and web surfing during your college class, try to abstain from doing so on the one day of the semester that a tenured member of the English Department faculty stops by to observe the class and sits directly behind you.

(Muwahahahaha! Gotcha!)